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Sunday, 26 August 2012

Will You Sell Your Ferrari?

I am sorry folks.
I am sorry that my mind always comes up with so weird and funny things which are incomparable. Sometimes, I share my happiness, sometimes my sadness. Sometimes my doubts while sometimes my weird imagination.
This time I crossed all my previous set records on CRAZY-WEIRD SCALE(sounds awesome).

I began with a survey in my area. My question was very simple and answer was even simpler. But I don't know that why people were acting altruistic in the first go. Only 13% of the total, accepted this simple answer in their first go.

Another 70% joined hands with this option as and when I asked them few more question.
In all, 83% population agreed with this option. (I know that rest would have also joined this side but we need to keep few on the other side of the balance to show it as a "neutral" senses report).

My question was as simple as this-

"What is your final goal in life?"

Let me ask this question to all of you.
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Just Think for some more time guys. The more you think, the more extraordinary and amusing answer will pop up in your mind.
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Done??
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For those who are still thinking, please think harder and then we will see that what you actually want from life, as I am sure you are off track by now.

My First Survey report is here-
53% =To be a better person
22% =To be with my family/girl friend/ loved ones
13% =To earn Money
5% =Do something for my country
7% = Can't mention,these people crossed all barriers


Now, you guys can fit your answer into any of these categories.

Think again guys...
Maybe, you will also shift to that "13% category". If not then I respect your firm mind set up. Keep it intact till the end of this blog else I wont let you go away my friend. You will be trapped in my chakravyu(trap).


The reason why 53% of the people say that their actual goal in life is to be a better person is something related to our upbringing.
Since our childhood, we are taught that the Bad guy always loses the fight against the Good guy. No one wants to lose in their life. So, our mind set tends to get inclined towards this side.
So, when I ask that what you want from life, people choose this option readily.
22% choose the 2nd option. Reason is as simple as this that everyone is attached to the people who are with you through out your ups and downs.
5% choose country due to their patriotic feeling which was pounding furiously and was trying to come out in the form of this answer.
Rest were full of random thoughts.
I even got answers like Bus conductor, Driver, Sweeper etc( I didn't mention the age of the audience).

My next question which changed the mind set of 50% of the audience was-
"Will you sell a Ferrari to achieve what you said before?"


This question was like an attrition to the firmness of their decision.
Most of them replied,"What's the need? I will do it even if I own the Ferrari"

People just veered their direction as soon as their minds bumped up with the thought of selling a Ferrari. They tried to reckon through the set rules and finally swerved away their path.

Reason is as clear as my answer sheets.
People always have inevitable desire to earn money and get luxury. I am not saying that they don't want what they choose in the first place. But what I am saying is that they always want that this thought should supplement money.
Without Benjamin Franklin, no one can lead a happy life.
The extend of the urge to earn more may differ from person to person, but no one can live without this Ferrari.
After all, FERRARI IS WORTH DYING MAN!!

Monday, 20 August 2012

Wrong Place,Wrong Time!!

Every day brings something new and different with it. On some fine morning, we just wake up and feel
"Yes man!! Today is my day"
We feel the music beats according to our steps,every melody turns into rock and hip-hop and we just banish all barriers.
But some day, tables turn upside down. Nothing rhymes with our words, lines turn zig-zag and everything goes topsy-turvy.

But few days stand out of this "usually line". They are the mixture of energy and events or EVENERGY (another awesome made up word :P)
We feel the grooves but are unable to move,feel the energy but there is no asynergy. It just gets used up to prevent ourselves from some locking and popping of this life.
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Today was one of such rare occasions when I had an evenergystic day(still sounds awesome :P).
Woke up with sweet sound of rain water kissing my window pane. I felt as if this day would bring something memorable in my life and actually, it did. I was all set to enjoy the weekend.
First event came up when I was trimming my beard. It is the worst half an hour of my entire week. But today, god was all set with his share of popcorn.
POWER CUT!!!

And my trimmer is not having any battery back up. I had to hide myself for almost an hour. My half trimmed mustache could have never ever looked better than this.
Somehow, I got rid of this and unaware of the plan of the nature,I went out of my place. As soon as I stepped out of my society, some spoilt brat gave me a free mud-bath.
Ya!!
Mud-Bath..
Not that herbal one. The one in which you are walking like a cool dude on the road and someone drives his car as if he is on an F1racing track and crosses the puddle when you are adjacent to it.
I guess now you all must have got it..
Don't laugh man!!
:P
I went back home and took a bath again.
Now, I decided to stay at my place for the entire evening. But on such days, even home is not sweet enough. I slipped twice and ran into door and bed.
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My mind got puzzled and I started to think that even after such an energetic start,why everything is happening wrong with me. The answer stuck my stuck mind after half an hour
WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME!!

Its just like this sparrow
One is beautifully carved and anyone with big fat bank balance, will pay whatever the label says just to decorate it in their mansion.

The other one is of an actual bird. Sitting near the city dump-yard and no one will even give one good look to it once.
Living animal is having no value but its curved show piece maybe sold even in millions.
Reason....


The topic says it all

Sunday, 12 August 2012

Mental Virginity- Need of The Hour(Part-2)

Weekend!!
That part of the week when one gets chance to do what all he/she was planning to do since last 5 days.
From last 2-3 months, my schedule is jam packed with various duties and tasks to be performed in time. So, I get some free time just during the weekend and I enjoy it to the utmost level.
After an over burdened week, I finally managed to see the sunrise of Saturday (I know it sounds as if I am a soldier and is engaged in some battle or so, but believe me friends, last week was nothing less than a battle). I woke up late, kept roaming in the house frivolously and kept groping for the newspaper in the house. I enjoyed doing everything in ultra-slow motion.  :-P
After the sunny day passed, I went out with a friend to make my weekend as well as this evening more enjoyable. We ate at food joint and enjoyed some good music.  As and when I came back to my place, I switched on my laptop and opened a famous site to download some rocking numbers. By mistake I typed the top level domain as ".com" in stead of the one used to open the site. And the search results were not at all linked with the music, at least not with the kind of music for which I was searching online.
I was startled when I saw the screen of my laptop. I closed the web page and tried to divert my mind but it was of no use.
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Few years back, one of my seniors told me some websites on which I can play some cool PC games. I was unaware of the actual side of the coin. When I reached home from my school, I switched on the PC and the router. I was all set to play some different and exciting games. After I click on "Go", I placed my self in front of the blue world for the first time. I clicked on few links to search for the games on those sites but my ears turned red as I saw pornographic pics all over the site. I was shocked to see those pics on the 12" screen and I just switched off the computer.

Later that night, my sister called me and asked me that what all am I watching on the computer these days?
I understood the direction of this conversation but I just tried to confabulate as if I don't know anything. My sister is like God to me. She catches all the thoughts in my mind very easily. To my surprise, she just hugged me and told me that what I did today is natural but unethical. I still remember the exact words she said to me.
She said
" Rupish, I am not at all angry with you. Its very much natural in this age group. But you should know that what you saw today is actually included in mythologies of many cultures. 

In Hindu Mythology, Greek Mythology, Christianity etc, nude paintings of God and Goddesses are very common.  They were never seen with the eyes of a nymphomaniac. This art was considered divine and religious.


Its just the filthy mind of humans that is polluting this world. Mental Virginity is more important than physical virginity. Never ever pollute your mind with such thoughts".




I cried in front of her and told her my story. She said me that I trust you and I know that you will never ever resort to such things.

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Suddenly, I came out of the past and gave a pat on my back. I was happy that after the first encounter with pornography, my sister caught me. Even though I was not the culprit but I am happy that I had to confront her on this issue. Maybe she trusted me, maybe not. But her words of trust and faith in me made me go past these things.
And why I patted myself was that
I NEVER EVER LOOKED BACK.

P.S- Later, I re-opened the explorer and deleted the history. Because if this time I was caught, she would have killed me..
:P

Friday, 3 August 2012

Mental Virginity- Need of the Hour

 Yesterday, I was going back to my home after an exhausting and overloaded day. Connaught Place is the hub of Delhi and the metro trains are packed at the peak hours from its station. Somehow, after struggling with my muscle cramps and sweat showers, I managed to get inside the metro. I was standing in the 2nd compartment i.e next to the compartment reserved for ladies. After I gulped in some water and tried to wipe sweat using my handkerchief which was already drenched in sweat, I looked around and saw many faces with different expressions.

Sometimes, it becomes so interesting to look at the numerous faces around and to try to judge that what has happened with whom. Its the best option to pass the free time when the body and mind have already opted for retirement. Suddenly, I saw a face and my eyes were unable to move and mimic anyone further.
Brown eyes, long eye lashes, maybelline adding more beauty to this limitless beauty and the shimmering smile. My eyes just glued to this pretty face. I controlled my senseless thought process and noticed that she was feeling very uncomfortable. I saw around and understood the reason, over attention.

Many males were staring at her and this was making her feel quiet out of the place. On one side, I just saw the beauty and cuteness of her face,  on the other side people went beyond that limit.
A sudden current of anger and disgust passed through me. It was the moment where I was unable to think that how can I help her out. Before I could think of any possible solution, she thought of one- shift to ladies coach.
Maybe the crowd returned to being pointless after this but my mind and body were in no situation to be like them, at least not after this.
Is this,what we call "our well socialized society"?
Is this the correct way to treat another human of opposite sex?