India vs USA(war without weapons)

This piece of blog is not at all meant to take you through all those weapons, army stats, airplanes and warfare technologies.

I have got a few cool names in my mind. Although, I don't have any idea that in which category will they fit but just for fun, I will keep throwing few names. Lets see if my readers can sort them out*

*Terms and conditions apply. NO GOOGLing is allowed.

AK 47
MiG 23

Boffer Weapons

Ummm..

Can't think of any other tough-to-think names.

Let's just chuck that part(or rapid fire in between). Bracket part sounds more interesting. So, fasten your seat belts readers or should I say hold to your spot or Fire in the hole or....

Counter strike commands do sound cool but only in the game.

Let's just jump to the main point.

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Phoebe Buffay

"Whooo Whoooooo. Can anyone read me?

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This is a piece of junk or a walky talkie?"

Anandi

"Mein aapko sunn sakti huin. Aap dadi saa to nahi hai na?

(I can hear you. I hope its not my grand mother on line)

Barney Stinson

"I guess I heard some ladies. Hellooo. Are you looking for Legen

i hope you are not lactose intolerant as the second part is

Dary!!

Legendary nights?
HOT-Crazy scale and lemon law are given by

President General of Awesomeness aka Me

Leonard

"Hey. I am Lactose intolerant"

Komolika(background music of nikaaaaa)
"Ab mujhe isse badla lena hi hai."

(I have to take revenge from who so ever this Barney is)

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I am sure that all Indians would have got the hang of this India vs USA battle. For others, I would like to help you all.

This blog is not about those weapons but about the American sitcoms and Indian serials. This blog is an attempt to see that why Indian youth is moving towards american sitcoms.

BTW, returning to the quiz

RDX

Sonar

(Yeah, now I am on fire)

R-36
Agni V

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Crap.

Let's end this chapter here only.

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I, myself, am a big fan of american sitcoms and stopped watching Indian family soaps the day my mother stopped following ballika vadhu (An Indian serial meant to make people aware of the demerits of child marriage but ended up screwing up everything).

I guess I just mentioned one of the reasons why Indian serials are just filling up empty reels and not empty drawing rooms of houses. But that would come later. First,let's see a few advantages of watching Indian serials:

1. A wife can plan how to kill her husband.
2. Husbands can learn how to come back to life again and again, even if their funeral ceremonies are performed.
3. Newly wed couples can learn how to seduce each other and end up placing the camera on the roof or some roses.
4. Brothers can learn how to take over each others business
5. Only one house can be used as a set to shoot all the serials
6. kids can learn how to show themselves cool when you are about to shake hands with another person(not to forget with a background music yoooouuuuuuuuuuu..)
7. young females can learn how to keep rolling their hair to get curly hair and making killer plans to destroy their families
8. Other directors can learn how a baseless and directionless serial can catch all the audience around and go on to shoot more than 400 episodes i.e 400x20mins per serial=8000 minutes or 266.66 hours of headache and shear drama.  
9. Students(usually "F" gender is involved) should try targeting to use even half of the concentration power, they use to watch these serials, during studies.
10. Learn how to kill(by kill I literally mean KILL) your time and energy.

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Now turning to American Sitcoms.
There are a few major setbacks with them. Likely,

1. You can die laughing.
2. It can cause MDD i.e Major Depression Disorder in guys.                                                                 REASON: Girls are not that easily available here(in India). Moreover, watching a dude striking perfect week when you are still a new comer, is not that easy.
3. Excessive usage of hit quotes from sitcoms like LEGEN( then you need wait for 2-3 secs and even say what you are doing i.e wait for it) then quote the second part DARY.                                         All this is stupid, awesome and just ultimate. It has sucked all the creative bacterium out of the Indian minds.
4. Looking at Sheldon Cooper, Leanord, Penny etc may encourage few good minds of the country to transform themselves into a couch potato. And that is not fair. Making such hilarious and gripping episodes is not good for young progeny.
   
5. Such sitcoms can make you think that your relatives are good for nothing. They can't teach you how to get girls and get rid of them as soon as the business is done. Every Indian guy may start feeling that he deserves an Uncle like Charlie. And again this is not good family planing and management.

In the end, I just can't figure out that why Indian youth is crazy for American Sitcoms. I can't find anything attractive or amusing about these sitcoms after doing this analytic research.

P.S- When would be the 7th season of The Big bang Theory is going to get aired?